How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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Probably the best thing about this book was reading the goodreads reviews from people who could simply NOT grasp the concept that this was satire.

The serious tone the author takes makes it clear he is pretending to be in line with ultra-conservatives. No, of course your cat should have access to all the weaponry our Founding Fathers risked their lives to guarantee us, whether it be a simple Beretta 9mm or a fully automatic AK-47. Think about how many homes on your block alone might have unsecured weapons your cat could get their paws on. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats-and America-great again! after reading this book I have talked to my cat about gun safety and can now be sure that no matter what threat he comes across he will always be well and prepared to safely discharge any kind of firearm.the rhetoric is spot-on: Citizens who cannot handle a gun safely are as irresponsible and useless as citizens who do not own a gun at all.

Even if you keep your firearms secure, that doesn’t mean your cat won’t encounter one elsewhere, especially if they’re an outside cat. Place your cat on your lap and make sure to give them lots of pets while you’re speaking to ensure that you have their full attention. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Never forget: your kitten’s curiosity, clumsiness, mischievousness, and lack of problem-solving abilities can be a deadly combination!

If your cat tells you they're gay, or even if you suspect they are, it's important to let your cat know you love them - no matter what - even if Jesus won't because of their horrible sins. Written in a simple Q and A format, HOW TO TALK TO YOUR CAT ABOUT GUN SAFETY answers crucial questions such as, 'What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms? Even though he knows I hate it, He licked my face scraping the tears off my cheek with his disgusting smelly tongue.

Do you not think that the enemies of our nation quake in fear at the thought of an extra hundred million soldiers defending our country—soldiers who possess superhuman reflexes, balance, and unrivaled night vision?A cat's biggest worries used to be mean dogs or a bath - modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, and countless other threats to their nine lives. I guess in case the CNN satellites that are definitely targeting him decide to count the number of hate crimes in his web history, idk. There are talks about gun safety, evolutions, abstinence, online safety, drugs, puberty, postapocalyptic survival, and, of course, satanism. We have seen reports that players in World of Warcat can cast spells, summon demons, and participate in virtual orgies with goat-legged satyrs.

We don’t share your credit card details with third-party sellers, and we don’t sell your information to others. Wrapping your cat in a bandolier will help ensure he’s ready for trouble wherever he goes, whether it’s out in the neighborhood, using his litter box, or even snuggled in his favorite blanket. There are several other pamphlets contained in this one, including talking to your cat about Abstinence, and about Postapocalyptic Survival.The gun safety topic was probably the only one I found remotely entertaining, and even that had cracks about "the liberal, Jew-run media" and other such things. They will tell your cat that because feline fossils are found in the upper layers of rock, this means that they evolved only recently. As amewsing as your kitty might be when they’re playing with a dangling piece of string, this is a serious discussion, and it is important that you have your cat’s undivided attention. Just a way to look through the eyes of the crazies in the world, through even crazier cat lady colored glasses? How to talk to your cat about gun safety and abstinence, drugs, satanism, and other dangers that threaten their lives is by Zachary Auburn.